Friday, January 23, 2026

Fabíola goes missing for days and says she was abducted by aliens


Fabíola, the crazy woman who thinks she's in the 1950s, was missing for a few days in Lagoa da Italianinha. When she arrived at her apartment after several days, her neighbor Tiago, other neighbors like Flávia, Wêdja, her siblings Eraldo, Luana, and Lidyanny, as well as Valdenes and the veterinarian Malu, who were looking for her, were there. Tiago said:

- Where were you, Fabíola?

- I was abducted!

- Ab... what????

- Abducted, of course.

Malu said:

- What kind of talk is this?

- A flying saucer flew in the sky, and enveloped me in a light, I flew there and stayed inside.

- Oh my, you're crazy! - said Lidyanny.

- Was there anyone inside that flying saucer? - said Luana.

- Some really ugly guys, like Valdenes.

Valdenes said:

- "Hey, what kind of talk is that? Don't drag me into your crazy ideas."

- "Flying saucers, aliens don't exist!" said Flávia.

- "Yes, they do. I'm proof that they exist."

- "Look, that's funny, I'm the one who drinks and Fabíola is the one who gets crazy," said Wêdja.

- "You can laugh all you want, but it's true, it's true."

- "Fabíola, take some medicine, you haven't taken your medicine in days," said Eraldo.

- "Damn it, you don't believe me. You know what? I'm going to sleep, I'll get more out of it! Good night!"

Fabíola opened the door of her apartment and closed it angrily. Valdenes said to Tiago:

- "I told you, she's not quite right in the head..."

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