Friday, January 16, 2026

Cíntia and Danúzia argue by the pool


One morning in Lagoa da Italianinha, Cíntia, a wheelchair user and city councilwoman, went for a swim in her pool. Danúzia was also in the pool, dressed elegantly in high heels.

Cíntia said:

"You're crazy, aren't you? Why don't you wear a swimsuit like any normal person?"

"Because I'm chic even underwater!"

"You're just being fussy."

Danúzia dove in and said when she got out of the water:

"Die of envy, cripple."

"Cripple... I'm like this because of you, I think you've forgotten me, haven't you?"

"No. It's a shame I couldn't make you disappear from this world. Now, excuse me, I was fine until you showed up."

Danúzia got out of the pool and went to change her wet clothes, while Cíntia enjoyed herself.

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