Fancy beggar in the mud

The chic beggar Warlla ended up in the mud – literally. Drunk, she passed near a very muddy spot in Lagoa da Italianinha, shouting and singing. She ended up bothering some people, who said:

- Get out of here, you're being a nuisance! Or we'll call the police!

- No way, I'm not leaving, I'm a lady!

Warlla couldn't speak coherently because she was drunk. At one point, she slipped in the mud and fell, getting completely dirty. Many laughed at her.

The street cleaner Jessy was passing by and said to Warlla:

- Goodness, Warlla, you're dirtier than Brasília's politics!

- Don't make jokes and get me out of here.

- You definitely did something!

- If you're not going to take me, disappear!

- Goodness, you stink of cachaça, mud... never mind.

Jessy left, and Warlla, even in the mud, kept singing and trying to get attention. She said:

- I'm covered in mud, but I'm still chic...

Rita de Cássia takes a bath at the gas station

Rita de Cássia, a beggar with the mind of a child, was allowed to take a bath in a gas station bathroom. She entered the bathroom and immediately turned on the shower, without taking off her clothes or her pacifier.

Rita de Cássia was quite dirty, as she hadn't bathed in several days. She sleeps on the streets of Lagoa da Italianinha and never lets go of her doll, Dalila, which, during her bath, was on a small table in the bathroom.

After her bath, Rita picked up her doll and wandered around the city streets, still wet, until she lay down on a sidewalk.

Flor relaxes in the bathtub

Flor, Valdenes' cousin, arrived home and went to take a relaxing bath after a busy and stressful day. She even got into the tub with her shoes on and stayed there for a long time.

Flor thought about her life and her work while enjoying a leisurely bath in her home.

At one point, someone rang the doorbell, and Flor went to answer it. It was a pizza delivery. Flor noticed the pizza delivery man looking at her and said:

- Is there a problem, sir?

- Excuse me, you're all wet and soapy...

- Yes, I was taking a bath.

- With your clothes on???

- What's wrong with that? My family likes to bathe like that. Some people in the city bathe like that, it seems you're not from here.

- Excuse me, ma'am. Here's the pizza.

Flor received the pizza, paid, and the delivery man left. Then she went back to the bathtub.

Cassia goes out in the rain

 

One morning, it was raining heavily in Lagoa da Italianinha, and Cássia, as always, went out in the rain. And this time, she went out barefoot.

Cássia smiled and walked through the rain, getting the drops falling on her. Cássia said:

- Rain, I love you!!!!!

Obviously, some laughed at her madness. But Cássia didn't seem worried at all.

Wêdja is having fun in the pool

 

One day, at a club in Lagoa da Italianinha, Wêdja went to have fun in the pool. She wasn't intimidated by the fact that many people were in swimsuits, and she went in fully clothed, including her shoes.

Wêdja swam in the pool, even though some others looked at her strangely. But she didn't care. She spent more than two hours having fun in the pool.

Afterwards, Wêdja went to a shower, where she stayed soaking wet for half an hour. After so much fun, Wêdja left, happy, with her clothes soaked, not caring about any criticism.

Priscila at the gas station

As mentioned in another story, a gas station in Lagoa da Italianinha often allows homeless people to use its restrooms and showers. Priscila, a homeless woman, also frequently showers at this gas station. However, the attendants are extra vigilant, as she is known to be very dangerous.

While Priscila was showering, one of the attendants said:

"Her father was my classmate at Professora Issa School. He hates his daughter, who lives on the streets and does wrong things."

"I imagine..." said another.

Priscila noticed they were looking at her. She turned off the shower and approached them, saying:

"Are you talking about me?"

"No, imagine. We're talking about soccer. Yes, soccer. Sport lost, just to vary things..."

Priscila, with a look of hatred, said:

"I know when you're talking about me. But it's okay." I've already taken my shower for today, I'll be back tomorrow.

Priscila left, and one of the gas station attendants said:

- Get out of here, you piece of trash!!!!!

- It's because the boss allowed the homeless to shower here, but we should have stopped her.

Fabiola at the fountain

One afternoon, in the 27th of December Square in Lagoa da Italianinha, Fabíola, the vintage girl who imagines herself in the 1950s in the year 2026, suddenly entered the fountain. She exclaimed:

"Wow, it's so hot!"

Some people stopped to take pictures of the vintage girl inside the fountain. She didn't care, as she rejected technology.

Valdenes passed by from a distance, and seeing Fabíola in the fountain, took a picture and went to Eraldo's music school. He said:

"Eraldo, you won't believe who's inside the fountain."

"Who?"

"Your sister Fabíola!"

"Seriously???? Let's go see that!"

Eraldo and Valdenes went to the square, and Eraldo said:

"Fabíola, what are you doing there?"

"Cooling off from the heat, brother!"

"But that's not a place to take a bath! Let's go!"

Fabíola got out of the water and said:

"Oh, it was so much fun, and then you come and ruin my joy!"

Valdenes said:

"I don't blame her... I swam there a lot... when I lived on the streets."

A little later, Tiago was at the bus station when Wiviane appeared with her guitar and said:

"Do you know who was inside the fountain in the square?"

"Who?"

"Your beloved Fabíola. I was playing guitar there and I saw!"

"So what?"

"So you like a crazy woman, you know? She's got a few screws loose."

"Thank you, Wiviane, for the warning. Maybe that's what makes me like her even more..."

Tiago left and Wiviane said:

"My grandmother was right, the cure for one crazy person is another at the door..."